Types of KENYAN Ladies according to FM stations they Listen to...

1. Ghetto Radio-> avoid her as much as possible. She is trouble. She will mbuuuuurrrrcha (assault) u.

2. Classic 105 FM-> she likes old school classic love songs. These are the ones who cannot get over their EXES. She hears a song and starts to shed tears coz it reminds her of the past.

 

3. Kiss FM-> she loves to rave/party alot. Party animal.

 

4. Hot 96/91.5 Hits FM-> she is a blonde bt hot.... Every guy hits on them not knowing people want kanungo kanungo eteko only.

5. Easy FM-> she is very emotional thus handle her with care... The Obina type.

6. X-FM-> she is X-rated so be careful.

7. Inooro FM/Kameme FM/Chamgei FM/Egesi FM-> she is the type who shrubs alot n believes love starts and ends with their tribesmen. Believes guys from other tribes are unromantic.

8. Milele FM/Hope FM/Radio Maisha-> she is a gem and wife material coz she is principled and GOD Fearing.

 

9. Sound Asia FM-> she acts foreign and with an accent and most probably she comes from Kinoo.
Twengs lyk an American & looks plastic.

[Ladies which Category do you Fall?
Dudes,which category do your Ladies Lie??]