About 2 years ago, Citizen TV's Johnson Mwakazi opened up about his past, to Turning Point International. Read: From Masturbation Addiction To 'Making Sense' - The Story of Johnson Mwakazi
Basically, Mwakazi narrated how he got hooked to pornography and masturbati0n at a tender age, and how God finally saved him.
You should really read the story.
As usual, Kenyans on Twitter saw this as another opportunity to strike with their funny, disgusting and at times stupid jokes.
I really hope Mwakazi did not read through them.
Here are some of the most interesting ones.
"Everyone is entitled to his fapinion. I don't carry mine to wank." Mwakazi
You people are tainting Mwakazi's reputation. I think we owe him a fapology.
Johnson Mwakazi is a handworking man.
So I hear Johnson Mwakazi finally tells us how he got his hoarse moaning voice
From the advert, Pwani oil iko na two functions: kupika; halafu hiyo nyingine uliza #mwakazi
Headteacher at Mwakazi's school.... He had good grades. Excellent fapormance."
#Mwakazi is a hands on nigga
Ladies thought Mwakazi was a Gentleman turns out he's just a Genital man.
Mwakazi's favourite expression is 'hand in hand '
Seems media personalities have decided to open up to the public, first it was mwakazi telling us he's a serial fapper
We all agree Mwakazi is a very handworking guy.
Mwakazi has done a real mess..He's encouraging wankers to come out of the closet.
Mwakazi be like
Now on Facebook: Mwakazi likes Nivea East Africa.
Ati favourite song ya Mwakazi: Nishike mkono baba....
Let whoever has never fapped throw the first vaseline tub at Mwakazi.
Mwakazi amengoja inje ya Churchill anangoja watu watoke awaombe gift packs za Nivea.
Mwakazi neighbour be like..
Huddah: work hard to be successful Mwakazi: *grabs vaseline* Huddah: damn it I said work hard not wank hard
Anti fapping police storms into johnstone mwakazi's house, "PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!"
Mwakazi's favourite car part is the hand brake
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