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Sunday, 26 May 2013

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT COUNTIES OF KENYA..Hilarious...Machakos..





Scenario 1 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on..
That's NAIROBI...


Scenario 2 : Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.. The first two get together and beat him up..
That's KISII.


Scenario 3 : Two guys fighting and third guy comes nearby house and says "don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else."
That's KISUMU....


Scenario 4 : Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch.. A guy comes along and quietly opens a tea stall there
That's MURANG'A.


Scenario 5 : Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.. Now 50 guys are fighting..
You are in
MARCHAKOS.


Scenario 6 : Two guys fighting. Third guy comes and shoots both of them..
You are in GARISSA...


Last Scenario : Two guys fighting third guy comes along with a carton of beer and miraa.. All sit together drink beer and abuse each other and go home as friends..

You are definitely in ........?????



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