STUPID THINGS THAT MATURE MEN/WOMEN SHOULD AVOID ON FACEBOOK.
1. THANKS FOR THE ADD. Honestly, a friend request isn't a KISS OR ONE NIGHT
STAND to thank a dude/lady for. It's like THANKING SOMEONE FOR HUGGING YOU.
AVOID AT ALL COSTS TO THANK THEM ON THEIR WALL FOR APPRECIATING YOUR FRIEND
REQUEST UNLESS YOU ARE A VIRGIN.
2. FILLING A MAN'S/LADY'S INBOX. Send messages when you have something important to
say. Filling a someone's inbox with silly messages like, 'IS IT RAINING?' 'IS
THAT YOUR ASS?'.. 'WHO WAS YOUR FIRST BOY/GIRLFRIEND?' Those are TEENAGERS
QUESTIONS that shouldn't be asked anyone past secondary school level.
3. BRAGGING ON YOUR STATUS UPDATE. Facebook is a social network, not Forbes List.
Avoid updates such as..AM DRIVING MY RANGE ROVER .. I CAN'T WAIT FOR IPHONE 6..
WHERE DO I BUY A GALAXY NOTE II CASE ... I NEED TO SEE A DENTIST AT KAREN
HOSPITAL .. WHERE IS D.T DOBIE .. MY MERCEDES IS STALLING.
4. USING SWEARING WORDS ON YOUR UPDATES AND
COMMENTS. Unless you are a pimp, be polite. Using phrases
like.. YOU SLUT! FUCK YOU! ASSHOLE! DICKHEAD while referring to people, just
shows you are THE ONE known by those names.
5. FAKE PHOTOS. Upload real photos showing yourself. Downloading
then uploading men/ladies' photos that you haven't met and adding a caption
..MY NEW BABE..MY WIFE/HUBBY....isn't cool! Taking photos standing besides big
hotels, people's cars or in your friends houses shows you are STUPID. JUST
UPLOAD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF IN A BEDSITTER OR YOUR HOUSE. 6. ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS. Be honest where you have reached and studied if you
so CHOOSE to include them on your profile. How can you study in HARVARD when
your classmates know you got a D-? You are A GYNECOLOGIST when you studied
CARPENTRY? LOL.
7. HATE SPEECH, SLURS. Referring to particular tribes as THIEVES,
WATCHMEN, STONE THROWERS is impolite. Take people as you know them but not as
you imagine they are. There are good and bad people in every tribe. Satan was
an Angel who became the DEVIL. RAHAB was a PROSTITUTE that GOD spared!
No comments:
Post a Comment