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Monday, 29 April 2013

STUPID THINGS THAT MATURE MEN/WOMEN SHOULD AVOID ON FACEBOOK.



1. THANKS FOR THE ADD.
Honestly, a friend request isn't a KISS OR ONE NIGHT STAND to thank a dude/lady for. It's like THANKING SOMEONE FOR HUGGING YOU. AVOID AT ALL COSTS TO THANK THEM ON THEIR WALL FOR APPRECIATING YOUR FRIEND REQUEST UNLESS YOU ARE A VIRGIN.

2. FILLING A MAN'S/LADY'S INBOX.
Send messages when you have something important to say. Filling a someone's inbox with silly messages like, 'IS IT RAINING?' 'IS THAT YOUR ASS?'.. 'WHO WAS YOUR FIRST BOY/­GIRLFRIEND?' Those are TEENAGERS QUESTIONS that shouldn't be asked anyone past secondary school level.

3. BRAGGING ON YOUR STATUS UPDATE.
Facebook is a social network, not Forbes List. Avoid updates such as..AM DRIVING MY RANGE ROVER .. I CAN'T WAIT FOR IPHONE 6.. WHERE DO I BUY A GALAXY NOTE II CASE ... I NEED TO SEE A DENTIST AT KAREN HOSPITAL .. WHERE IS D.T DOBIE .. MY MERCEDES IS STALLING.

4. USING SWEARING WORDS ON YOUR UPDATES AND COMMENTS.
Unless you are a pimp, be polite. Using phrases like.. YOU SLUT! FUCK YOU! ASSHOLE! DICKHEAD while referring to people, just shows you are THE ONE known by those names.

5. FAKE PHOTOS.
Upload real photos showing yourself. Downloading then uploading men/ladies' photos that you haven't met and adding a caption ..MY NEW BABE..MY WIFE/­HUBBY....isn't cool! Taking photos standing besides big hotels, people's cars or in your friends houses shows you are STUPID. JUST UPLOAD A PHOTO OF YOURSELF IN A BEDSITTER OR YOUR HOUSE.

6. ACADEMIC QUALIFICATIONS.
Be honest where you have reached and studied if you so CHOOSE to include them on your profile. How can you study in HARVARD when your classmates know you got a D-? You are A GYNECOLOGIST when you studied CARPENTRY? LOL.

7. HATE SPEECH, SLURS.
Referring to particular tribes as THIEVES, WATCHMEN, STONE THROWERS is impolite. Take people as you know them but not as you imagine they are. There are good and bad people in every tribe. Satan was an Angel who became the DEVIL. RAHAB was a PROSTITUTE that GOD spared!


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