Plot 16 Kamitii Meating Agenda 1. IEBC Clerks Reflector Jackets kwa pulot Agenda 2. Mama Kanyonyo new Basin Agenda 3. Spoilt Votes AOB
Dear Pulot member, it was discussed in the meating
that there are some of us who have refused to surrender the IEBC reflector
jackets. All Observers have been asked to hand them over to Omondi the
watchman, because IEBC officials onasumbua sisi kwa gate. Especially tenant
house number thirii. Hiyo ndiyo omegeuka suwag yawa! Owesi vaa hiyo jacket kama
vest ya kuenda disco. Please return the refwhat, reflector jawhat, jacket.
Members nodded in agreement
Agenda 2. Mama Kanyonyo has a new basin kando
imeandikwa Women's Reprewhat, representative. Mama Kanyonyo, how did you get
hold of hiyo ballot box na unaosea nguo kwa pulot? Polis otakuja ochukue sisi
yote. We have notified officials ya IEBC they will collect it leo jiwhat,
jioni. Members agreed to contribute something per each, onunulie mama Kanyonyo
basin mupya when Nakumatt rewhat, reopens on Wedwhat, wednesday. Members sought
to find the wherebouts of Mr. Kanyonyo na yeye bado iko campaign trail omekwama
isiolo after being left behind by the campaign bus. Members laughed at Mr.
Kanyoyo khikhikhikhikhiiii.
Agenda thirii. IEBC has released report stating that pulot 16
votes yote iko spowhat, spoilt. They have decided that they will send officials
every week for the next 5 years to prepare us for kura ya 2017. Apparently most
of us were writing names, goodwill messages and putting X on all boxes and tick
on one. Only chairmandwa i.e myself has not spoilt a vowhat, vote. They will
reward me when they come with a surprise. Members clapped for me in admiration.
PS if pulot members also want to reward me kando kando please mafuta ya kopika
omeisa na sukari pia hakuna.
AOB It has come to our attenson that Mr. Juma anakesa
kwa nyumba ya Mrs kanyonyo in the name of watching and debating the results as
they triwhat trickle in. In the absence of Mr Kanyonyo ule iko Isiolo, members
wondered why Mrs Kanyonyo was doing so. It was agreed that Mrs kanyonyo awache
mulango wasi the whole night and Omondi the watchman to constantly peep through
the window to verify mbona volume ya results iko too loud. Members pointed
accusingly at Mr. Juma wondering if all Mrs Kanyonyo's kids yeye ndio baba yao.
There being no other business the meating was
adwht, adjourned. Members agreed to meet at Miss Susie's house tuangalie poll
results. Eeee Miss Suuuuwhat, suuusiiiiee. Our wives refused that proposal. So
kila mutu aone kwa nyumba yake. Kama hakuna telebisen, sikia kwa redio jambo.
Chairman Bring Kanyonyo back home Kamitee Act before you are acted upon.
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